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Conundrums in Crime

Volume 2.

“Selfie obsessed!!! “

Hello I’m your host, Rowan, welcome to Conundrums in Crime vol.2. I hope you

like this real life crime story. So without further ado, here it is:

Recently in 2016, a man named Donald Pugh (AKA “Chip”) was suspected of

vandalism, (probably spray-painting inappropriate genitals on a wall) so a warrant

was sent out for his arrest. Turns out the police needed help, so the police of

Lima, Ohio shared his mug shot on their Facebook page.

Donald obviously is kind of obsessed with his look because he didn’t think the

photo captured his “best side”. He then proceeded to text a more “flattering”

selfie to the POLICE DEPARTMENT!!!!! Saying, “Hear is a better photo; that one is

terrible”

Still upset Donald called a radio station to justify his actions.

Saying “Man, they just did me wrong. They put a picture out that made me look

like I was a Thundercat or James Brown on the run, I can’t do that”.

The police, still having trouble catching Donald, were delighted with his help and

later arrested him in Florida.

Hope you enjoyed this story I have got lots more coming and yes this is a real

story.:>

Volume 1.

Hello I’m your host, Rowan, welcome to Conundrums in Crime vol.1. I hope you

like this real life crime story. So without further ado, here it is:

In 2015, a 24 year old dude from Maine, USA by the name of Christopher Wallace

decides “oh yes, it’s a wonderful day to steal some cooking supplies.”and so he

does. Chris obviously isn’t the smartest guy, so he gets spotted by the cops quite

easily. After having successfully evaded police for weeks (somehow?), he got

bored. Chris decided “Well this is not as exhilarating as I thought it would be, so I

 

might as well have some fun.”Chris posts a picture of himself in his house-

ONLINE! Obviously one of his followers ratted him out to the cops. The police

 

were eager to catch the criminal so they searched his house, but he was no where

to be found! It turns out he was in the house after all (great job police!)hiding

somewhere in the kitchen. Chris (bored again) takes another picture of himself,

this time in the cabinet he is hiding in. The police (after another hint) were

delighted to find him right where is said he was. He was arrested on the spot, and

many spatulas and whisks were returned to the store. I guess the real question

here is who was more stupid: the robber or the cops? THE END